Mary Jane’s Three Best Ways to Be a Stealth Stoner

Just because Washington has the right idea and legalized the recreational use of marijuana doesn’t mean everyone you’ll ever meet has the same progressive attitudes towards the best plant people figured out they could smoke.

Whether it’s a relative who wouldn’t be down with your toking sessions, an employer policy or just someone from Craigslist showing up to buy that giant beanbag you ordered at 2 am because it sounded like a really good idea at the time but now you can’t walk around in your living room, we’re all going to be faced with some instance where we need to keep our stony stylings on the low down. Here are three ways to do just that:

Be a Stealth Stoner Tip 1: Disposable Vape Cartridges

This is, by far, the easiest method to toke without notice. Many vape solutions that we offer at Mary Jane in Kirkland are so subtle that no one will look twice or catch a whiff of something they could identify as sweet, legal pot. From indicas to sativas and every hybrid in between, stop by the store and check our wide-ranging selection for the strain, potency and flavor that best suits your stealth stoner lifestyle.

Be a Stealth Stoner Tip 2: Edibles

One of the telltale signs you’ve been partaking in that good good legal Washington kush is the smell that lingers in your apartment or on your clothes. Mary Jane, Kirkland’s signature marijuana boutique has edibles for any time of day like Ceres TCHaps for either AM or PM usage. Stop in and speak with one of our friendly budtenders to find a munch that matches your mood.

Be a Stealth Stoner Tip 3: Topical THC

The last option is one of the newest, but also one of the stealthiest. From relaxing bath additives to MM CBD Gel Pens, you can find a topical solution that will have the effect that is going to work best. Relax your aching joints or get a subtle stoned aura by coming by and finding the right fit.

Whichever method you chose, Mary Jane reminds you to follow all state and local laws — never smoke in public and don’t toke n’ drive.