Valentine’s Day Vibes: Bond Oil, Brownies & Buds, Oh My!

Valentine’s Day Vibes: Bond Oil, Brownies & Buds, Oh My!

We love you Mary Jane, as in… all things Mary Jane. We love the sexy shoe. We love the name for a female — for a human, canine or feline. It works for all three! We also love the song with the seductive lyric: “Sugar come by and get me high.” And we really, really love the Kirkland pot shop.

You want that woman? If you want to keep her, get her Bond. Bond is a cannabis-infused topical oil for enhancing sexy time. With safe and natural ingredients like organic liquid coconut oil, she may be occupied for a while or, if you play your cards right, she’ll let you be part of the magic.

What else do we love? Valentine’s Day. All of it. The buildup, the excitement, the electricity in the air at packed restaurants, clubs and bars in the city, on that day. By nature, we’re lovers, not fighters, so we go all out for V-Day.

Is there any other way?

You want that woman? If you want to keep her, get her Bond. Bond is a cannabis-infused topical oil for enhancing sexy time. With safe and natural ingredients like organic liquid coconut oil, she may be occupied for a while or, if you play your cards right, she’ll let you be part of the magic.

What else is magic? Superstar Kirkland Marijuana Boutique Mary Jane has happy hours from 4-7 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays and 20% off for frequent patrons. We have a special affinity for her menu, which, believe it or not, is filled with items that can effortlessly round off your Valentine’s Day Fun.

This is Why We Love Mary Jane on Valentine’s Day

Here are some of our favorites.

Tip: For that very special someone, shop for any of the following and package them prettily in a gift basket, with roses and bubbly — voila! — insta V-Day Score!

EHEM Dark Chocolate Sea Salt 10 mg by Evergreen Herbal. Yummy + healthy=A win-win.

Pebbles Pink Lemonade – 100 mg THC hard candies – And the crowd goes wild for these! S/he will too!

Eat a Proper Peanut Butter Cup by Botanica Seattle. Why don’t you?

Spot Coconut Oil (available in both Indica and Sativa—100mg). Cooking with Spot Coconut Oil can really take your meal plan to exciting new places!

Wonderland Cheshire Cat Breathspray with 50 mg CBD. Because you should be stoned. And your breath should smell good. Always.

Zoots Bites Brownies and Blondies in 20 mg or 60 mgs THC. Brownies are a girl’s best friend. Blondies, too!

Craft Elixirs Dank Chocolate Syrup – Indica 100 mg. Foreplay never tasted so good.

Get ready to get lucky. We love you!

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